THE LODGE AT LOMA LINDA

THE LODGE AT LOMA LINDA – CURRENT RIVER RETREAT (SE MISSOURI)

Escape to a secluded, private lodge near the Current River in Southeast Missouri. This spacious countryside getaway is perfect for family vacations, reunions, float trip lodging, and weekend retreats—offering a fishing pond, bonfire pit, walking trails, pickleball court, a chef’s kitchen, and a covered patio overlooking the water. Available add-ons: Day access to our private 100 acre lake (amazing fishing) and extra trails; small pontoon rental fleet (6 boats seating 4 each); 14x24 furnished gathering gazebo with outdoor fireplace.

HIGHLIGHTS
• Secluded setting near the Current River
• Private fishing pond (paddle boat + paddle boards included seasonally)
• Bonfire pit by the pond (firewood provided)
• Mowed walking trails throughout the property
• 7 bedrooms / 3 bathrooms
• 1 handicap-accessible bedroom + bathroom
• DirecTV + free Wi-Fi (Starlink)

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SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS / OCCUPANCY

The lodge sleeps 14 guests in beds:
• 4 bedrooms with queen beds
• 3 bedrooms with two twin beds each (6 twins total)
Total: 10 beds

Up to 6 additional overnight guests may sleep on air mattresses (bring your own) or in recliners for a $30 one-time fee per person.

Important: Air mattresses may not be placed in bedrooms due to limited space and fire safety.

Linens are provided. We provide 2 towels + 2 washcloths per guest.

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A QUIET, RELAXING PROPERTY (NOT A PARTY HOUSE)

This lodge is ideal for guests seeking a peaceful countryside experience. If you’re looking for a party house, this is not the right fit.

We live on-site next door, and outdoor music must end by 10:00 PM.

Private areas not included with the rental: the pool and owner’s back patio with hot tub and exercise equipment.

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EVENTS + DAY GUESTS (FEE REQUIRED)

Events and gatherings are allowed with approval.

The booking includes 14 guests. For every guest on the property beyond 14 (even if not staying overnight), there is a $10 per person day guest fee.

Guest counts are monitored, and groups over 14 are only allowed with approval and additional payment. Unapproved guest counts may result in immediate removal without refund.

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OPTIONAL EXTRA LODGING (SEPARATE RENTAL)

We also have a very basic bunkhouse near our wedding barn (¼ mile from the lodge) with:
• 6 bunk beds
• Sitting area
• Full bathroom

Rate: $115/night, 2-night minimum, paid in person.

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KITCHEN + DINING

The kitchen includes standard appliances, cookware, and dining utensils.
We provide:
• Keurig + regular coffee maker (filters provided)
• Dish cloths
• 1 roll of paper towels
• Gas grill outside

Please bring your own:
• Coffee
• Food/pantry items
• Leftover containers

There are 2 extra folding tables + 4 benches under the stairwell, plus a dining table that seats 8-10.

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BATHROOM SUPPLIES

We provide:
• 2 rolls of toilet paper per bathroom (6 total)
• Hand soap
• 3 hairdryers

Please bring your own personal toiletries (shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, etc.).

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BEDROOM NOTES / LAYOUT
• 6 bedrooms upstairs with 2 large bathrooms in the center
• Twin rooms overlook the courtyard area
• Queen rooms overlook the south field
• One queen bedroom is on the main floor beside the third bathroom (slightly larger, no window)

Rooms are not oversized. If bringing small children, a smaller portable crib/pack-and-play is recommended.
We provide a high chair and pack-and-play.

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ENTERTAINMENT
• Ping pong table
• Board games + books
• Cornhole set
• DirecTV + free Wi-Fi

Wi-Fi note: Starlink works well for our rural location, but occasional outages can occur.

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OUTDOOR / SEASONAL NOTES
• Patio furniture remains outdoors year-round
• Paddle boat and paddle boards are stored during winter months
• We typically mow during the week and water flowers daily—please be respectful of maintenance staff. Guests may not ask workers to leave while performing scheduled work.

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ANIMALS ON PROPERTY

We have friendly outdoor pets:
• Shy (Great Dane / Great Pyrenees mix—calm, friendly)
• Sweetie (social outdoor cat; never inside the lodge)

At times, there may also be a friendly foster dog/puppy on the property. Please do not book if you are uncomfortable with outside pets.

No guest pets allowed on the property.

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LAUNDRY

Washer/dryer rental: $10/day (bring detergent).
Located by the wedding venue in the kitchen/workroom.
Unavailable Friday–Sunday if there’s an event at the wedding venue.

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SECURITY

Outdoor security cameras are located on the driveway and owner’s house.

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TRASH

A large trash receptacle is located on the lodge patio for bagged trash.

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PROPERTY BOUNDARIES / GATES

Please do not open gates or enter gated fields. Guests are welcome to explore anywhere accessible without opening a gate.

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HOST AVAILABILITY

We are available to answer questions and can typically respond within a few hours when we’re home. We respect privacy but you may see us outside during your stay. We do not provide 24-hour hotel-style staffing.

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DIRECTIONS / GPS

Our physical address does not always register correctly with GPS. Please navigate using our map pin: “The Lodge at Loma Linda.” Written directions are available by call or email. We’re in the country, but conveniently located right off the highway.

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CANCELLATION POLICY

We follow VRBO’s listed cancellation policy for this property. Please review the policy carefully before booking.

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FISHING

Fishing is free—no permit required. You may keep any fish you catch.

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AREA ATTRACTIONS

Outdoor activities within about an hour drive include: the Current, Black, and Jack’s Fork Rivers; Big Spring, Alley Spring, Round Spring, Blue Spring; Clearwater & Wappapello Lakes; Elephant Rocks and Johnson Shut-Ins State Parks; Peck Ranch; Cross Country Trail Rides; and the 21 Drive-In.

Float trip groups:
• 20 minutes to KC’s on the Current (Doniphan)
• 30 minutes to The Landing (Van Buren)

Location:
• 7 miles off Hwy 60
• 30 minutes east of Poplar Bluff
• 30 minutes west of Van Buren
• 20 minutes northeast of Doniphan (via K Hwy / Hwy 21)

Driving distances: approx. 2.5 hours from St. Louis, 3 hours from Memphis, 2.5 hours from Springfield. - Private Lake Preserve Access (Add-On Experience)

Enhance your stay with exclusive access to our private 100-acre lake preserve surrounded by 275 acres, high-fenced and gated — a peaceful, crowd-free natural setting available only to guests.

Includes:

• Access to our private 100-acre lake
• Use of 1–2 fishing docks
• Paddle boards & kayaks
• Hiking trails within the preserve
• Option to add a Private Lake Cruise Boat Experience 🚤

Lake Access Group Pricing

• $395 – Full stay access (up to 7 days)
• $195 – Weekend access (Friday evening–Sunday morning)
• $125 – Single weekend day
• $95 – Weekday day access

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🚤 Private Lake Fishing & Cruise Boat (Optional Add-On)

Enjoy our small electric fishing pontoon boats (Fleet of 6)- perfect for relaxing cruises, wildlife watching, and quiet fishing on our private 100-acre lake.

This boat is designed for slow, scenic enjoyment, not speed or watersports.

Seating:
• 2 built-in seats
• Deck space to accommodate up to 2 additional chairs
• Maximum 4 guests

Motor: Quiet electric trolling motor for calm, no-wake cruising

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⏳ Boat Rental Rates

Half Day (4 Hours)

• $145

Perfect for fishing, exploring the shoreline, or a relaxed afternoon on the water.

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Full Day (Up to 8 Hours)

• $225

Great for guests who want a full day of fishing, floating, and enjoying the lake at their own pace.